Die-Cut Sticker – Stick with Purpose

Show your love for slow-and-steady style with this vibrant Josecito the Tortoise die-cut sticker. Made from durable white plastic with a weather-resistant coating, this 2" x 2" sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, or anywhere you want a little desert inspiration on the go.

🌀 Features:

• Premium Coated Plastic – Long-lasting and resistant to water, scratches, and sunlight.

• Precision Die-Cut – Unique shape follows the iconic Josecito design, complete with desert mountains and tortoise charm.

• Vivid, Full-Color Print – Crisp, rich artwork that won’t fade.

• Easy-Peel Tabbed Backing – No struggle, just stick and go.

Small in size but big on personality, this sticker brings the spirit of the desert—and Josecito himself—wherever life takes you.

🐢 Stick slow. Stick steady. Stick Josecito. Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

Hydration meets inspiration with the Josecito the Tortoise edition of the iconic CamelBak® Eddy®+ bottle. Made with 50% recycled plastic and designed for performance, this bottle is your everyday reminder to go the distance—slow, steady, and sustainably!

🐢 Features:

• Official CamelBak® Quality – Trusted design with a spill-proof bite valve and screw-on, twist-on lid.

• Eco-Conscious Construction – BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew made with 50% recycled material.

• Durable & Functional – Shatter-, stain-, and odor-resistant single-wall body.

• Adventure-Ready Size – Holds a generous 25 oz. of water to keep you moving.

• Hand Wash Only – Keeps the print and components looking great for the long haul.

Whether you're hiking the trails, powering through meetings, or just channeling your inner tortoise, this bottle is ready to tag along.

💧 Stay hydrated, stay grounded—Josecito style.

Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

Sip Slow, Sip Steady

Start your day with a splash of charm and a reminder to take things at your own pace. The Josecito the Tortoise 11oz mug features vibrant, two-sided artwork showcasing the beloved tortoise against a warm desert mountain backdrop.

• Bold Two-Tone Design: Bright orange interior and handle add a pop of color to your morning routine.

• High-Quality Ceramic: Durable, microwave, and dishwasher-safe for everyday use.

• Perfect Hot Drink Size: 11 oz capacity

• Perfect for Gifting: A unique find for animal lovers, slow-living enthusiasts, or fans of California charm.

☕ Whether you’re sipping tea, coffee, or taking a well-earned break, Josecito is right there with you—slow, steady, and full of personality.

Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

Bold, Charming, and Built for Comfort

Bring a touch of personality and a lot of charm to your desk with the Josecito the Tortoise mousepad. Featuring a bold black-and-white design of Josecito trekking proudly beneath mountain peaks, this mousepad is perfect for anyone who appreciates slow-and-steady wisdom with a dash of style.

• High-Quality Print: Dye Sublimation printing. Crisp, clean, white artwork that won’t fade over time.

• Smooth Surface: Optimized for both optical and laser mice.

• Non-Slip Base: Rubberized backing keeps your pad in place through long work or gaming sessions.

• Perfect Size: 7.76" x 9.25" to accommodate everyday use without crowding your space.

Whether you're upgrading your home office or gifting a fellow tortoise lover, this mousepad is more than functional—it's a statement.

🖱️ Let Josecito guide your every click—slow, steady, and stylish.

Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

Shell out in slow style.

Some say it’s just a dad hat. Josecíto says it's a crown for chill champions. Whether you're sun-soaking at the park or blending in on a casual stroll, this laid-back lid brings low-profile charm and cozy tortoise-approved comfort to your noggin.

• 100% chino cotton twill, 6-panel, low-profile
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Hydration without hesitation. Or spillage.

Meet your new shell-sidekick: the Slow Sip™ Bottle. Whether you’re stretching in the sun, powering through your day, or slowly sipping your way to inner peace, this 32 oz. glossy legend keeps your drink cold, your hands dry, and your straw at the ready. It’s tortoise-tested, hustle-optional.

• 32 oz (950 ml) of slow-sipping capacity
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation = hot stays hot, cold stays cold
• Wide-mouth foldable straw for splash-free sips
• Rotating handle for easy grab-and-go (or stroll-and-sip)
• Glossy finish with shell-approved shine
• Comes with an anti-slip patch to keep it steady on the journey
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm) | Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)

Care tip: Just like Josecíto, this bottle doesn’t do well in hot tubs. Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Because even tortoises need something softer than their shell.

Wrap yourself in warmth with the Cozy Shell™—a plush sherpa blanket so soft, even Josecíto melts a little. Whether you’re burrowing into the couch, drifting off during a movie, or adding a dreamy touch to your space, this blanket is your go-to cocoon for slow, sweet comfort.

• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
• Fabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% sherpa fabric)
• Smooth side fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (220g/m²), sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz/yd² (240g/m²)

Care note: Cozy is a lifestyle. Handle with love for long-lasting fluff.

Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

From backyard BBQs to midnight baking sprees, the Slow Roast™ apron has you covered—literally. With its clean design, adjustable straps, and spill-defying fabric, it’s made for messy masterpieces and cozy kitchen moments alike. One size fits most, but the vibe? Always chef's kiss.

• 100% polyester
• Size: 27.6″ × 30.3″ (70 cm × 77 cm)
• Button-adjustable black twill straps

Every purchase is a donation to saving the Mojave desert tortoise!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!