My name is Josecíto
There’s an accent on the i. My origins and date of birth are a mystery.
But, I’m an actual, living dinosaur*.
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Hola! You made it to my website.
My name is Josecíto the Tortoise and I weigh about 15 pounds. I’m 36 years old, but that’s really just a guess since my hatch date is a mystery. My dads instead use my arrival date of March 29, 2024! I do silly things all the time, but my dads make sure I’m really well cared for because I’m on the Endangered Species list in California.
*Josecíto thinks he’s a living dinosaur, but he’s not and we know it.






New merch collection.
Meet the most famous tortoise in the Mojave—now on your desk, in your hand,
and everywhere you roam. Josecito merch is here, and it's slow-living perfection.
Before you go, check out my Insta or take a minute to learn a thing or two about Mojave Desert tortoises.
The Mojave Desert tortoise was listed as a threatened species in California in 1989 and Federally in 1990. In 2024, the California Fish and Game Commission uplisted the species to endangered.